Ain't no post like a Sharkeye post cuz a Sharkeye post don't get notes.

25th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Denny's Diner with 1,742 notes


They call him Egga-Man. And Dr. Wily is gonna have a real hard time not winding up with egg all over his face.


They call him Egga-Man. And Dr. Wily is gonna have a real hard time not winding up with egg all over his face.


21st July 2014

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you know what I might I do? I might start uploading videos of me reading advertisements from old (mid-1990s) comic books. I’d also like to read the sound effects.


18th July 2014

Post reblogged from Hank's Tumblr with 63,392 notes

cool cyberpunk tip




when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched


…I’m down…

What the shock is this, the year 2099?


Source: ranyakumo

17th July 2014


The other day I shrek-biked myself by thinking of Baldfield instead of Garfield

Tagged: shrek bike


16th July 2014

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You know what I was thinking last night? I was thinking what if bananas were juicy? 

You’d be driving along the freeway and opt for a juicy, ripe banana. You open the banana and juice starts dripping down the peel. The juice would drip off the end of a flap and land on your wrist then roll down your arm, underneath the sleeve of your Alabama sweatshirt. It gets in the crease of your arm and makes it so the skin sticks every time you bend your elbow. So after you eat it, you have to pull over at a Love’s travel stop to clean up.

You’re in the restroom, in front of the sink with one sleeve pulled up, splashing water on your arm. A guy finishes up his business in one of the stalls behind you and comes out to wash his hands at the neighboring sink. He looks at you splashing water on your arm; he looks curious but says nothing. You notice, so you look over at him and say, “That was one juicy banana!”

If the guy is cool, he will politely chuckle, snatch a paper towel to dry his hands and leave. If he’s not cool, he will take the last three paper towels and you’ll have to dry your hands on your pants.

Welcome, my friends, to the world of imaginary fruit!

Tagged: banana


8th July 2014

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29th June 2014

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Attention people that use the men’s room

I went in a men’s room yesterday to use the urinal and the urinal had its own stall. It was walled in. The door locked.

Tagged: public restroomsprivacy


19th June 2014

Photo reblogged from Zodiac Facts & Funny Pics with 18,815 notes


18th June 2014

Photo reblogged from nothing is linear. with 14,160 notes


17th June 2014

Photo reblogged from TRUM TRUM TRUM with 96 notes